Matt: um...
Jeff: wait hold up
Jeff: you make us sit through that pretentious as fuck campaign intro
Daisy: I thought it was actually quite clever.
Jeff: and play up how epic the story you have planned is gonna be
Jeff: which is stupid by the way since you know we are gonna drive this thing way off the rails in like five minutes
GM: We'll see about that.
Jeff: and now your first line isnt even
Jeff: "you all meet in an inn"
Jeff: or something stupidly cliche like that
Jeff: its more along the lines of
Jeff: "oops i lied about all that interesting stuff this is basically going to be the sims: tabletop rpg edition"
Fiora: this is gonna be so much fun!!!
GM: Right, so, care to do introductions for your characters, then?
Matt: uh, about that...