aight so check it out my characters name is dave strider a human knight of time he drops the phat beats and runs all these ironic websites and shit and lives with his bro with whom he trains using awesome katana to be ironic ninjas
hes also into amateur photography and preserved dead things and like all of his interests they are all ironic as shit
its basically a fuckin tragedy how hip this guy is in a goddamn square world

My character, Rose Lalonde, is a human girl. She is the Seer of Light, although her interests tend towards darker subjects, including pyschoanalysis and all matters eldritch. She has taken up sewing, and while she does enjoy wizard literature and writes elaborate fanfiction based on it, her Mother feigning an interest in it to antagonize her frustrates her to no end. Her artistry with prose fiction is matched only by her conversational wit. As a child she enjoyed playing with her cat, who is sadly now deceased. She-

woah hold up did you just pull out like six pages are you gonna read all of that

I...was going to, yes.

Sorry, Daisy, but we have to move this along. We don't need your character's entire backstory. Give Fiora a chance to do her intro, you know?

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She's sleeping again.